I didn’t think it possible but it seems that Yahoo Serious, that bastion of Australian comedy, actually has a new movie coming out. Our only hope is that it never, ever gets released here in the states. If so, I think we should export Shannon Tweed. She’s burned out. I’d take Shannon Whirry any day as my fave B-movie actress.
A Houston, Texas mother is in custody after 5 children were found dead in her home. Police believe the children, ranging in age from 6 months to 7 years old, were drowned in a bathtub. Dubbya could get another hangin out of this one.
A Manhattan judge ruled Tuesday that a little boy that has been missing for 22 years is dead. 22 years later were they expecting to find him in college somewhere? Running for public office? Competing with Chris Katan for parts on SNL? Of course he’s dead.
In a related story, a judge in Tennessee had declared that Al Gore is actually alive, despite the fact that his has stood perfectly still for over 8 years. The judge also sited that, “just because someone has no personality, doesn’t mean they are dead.”
A jury in L.A. took less than an hour to convict Andrew Burnett of the felony cruelty count, in the highly publicized road rage incident. Burnett was involved in a minor traffic accident, and in a fit of rage, reached into the car window and tossed the dog into oncoming traffic. Burnett, 27, could face up to three years in prison in the killing of Leo, a bichon frise. Now, for the next three years, he could be hearing his cellmate say, “check out this puppy.”