My stink has stunk for nigh on many moons now. Basically, I need to clean my apartment like old folks need shoes. It is really starting to reek in there. My wife doesn’t seem to notice, or perhaps, she is waiting, like me, for the other person to clean up. I think I saw the dog wearing a gas mask or something.
All this brings me to my favorite website of the day, Mr. Clean. I love these unabashedly corporate websites. There is always some area where they have games and screensavers and Mr. Clean is no exception. I actually did enjoy playing the memory game done in Flash. I only wish they had different backgrounds.
If that wasn’t enough corporate bullshit for you, let’s take a look at the site for what is considered one of the best candybars ever, Snickers. After the horrifying Flash intro (if there was a reason to kill innocent bystanders, Flash intros would be it), we are presented with a typical boring layout. The real shining example of ass is the “video” section where can watch the fucking Snickers commercials. My god, what brainstorming moron thought it would be a good idea to show the commercials for the fucking product on the website. What, I didn’t get enough of their idiocy from my TV, I need to reexperience the pain of a full, swift chop to my nuts again online?!
What this brings me to is why do these products have websites? If I can’t order a carton of Snickers or a jug of Mr. Clean, why do they need a site? Anyone have any answers at all? Not just to this question but to any question about anything? For the love of god, someone respond.