I guess it was a matter of time before it happened. the folks at Real Doll have been promising us for months and they have finally made a Male Realdoll for all the lonely women in the world. As if the Real Doll weren’t sad enough, now we have the male counterpart.

This all brings me to my theory that 90% of the women in America could get laid any time they wanted, regardless of mitigating circumstances. Some folks say 100%, but have seen a few women who most likely couldn’t hold up their end of that bargain. Anyway, with numbers like that, why would any woman want to drop 7 grand on a fake man, when you can get a vibrator for 20 bucks at any porn shop in the city.

One thing I am overlooking here is the appeal this may have for gay men. Well, judging from the few gay guys I know, they get laid more than Madonna. So, that’s not really a problem for them either. I guess in the end, I would just like to see the financials for Real Doll and try to figure out who is actually buying this shit.

Comedian Paula Poundstone has been arrested and accused of lewd acts on children. She could get 13 years in prison if found guilty. She also says the charges are, “one hundred percent incorrect.” But I beg to differ.

Nothing says “I’m guilty” more than looking like that. She might as well be trying to cover her face with a file folder at this point. Honestly thought, the fact that she is a known lesbian makes me think she may be innocent.

And here I thought this was the biggest known dyke.

I mean, when have you ever heard of a lesbian pedophile comedian? I never have. That sounds more like a whacky sitcom on the WB.

I can see the description in my TV Guide now: Forty-ish Lesbian pedophile comedian adopts 7 children. Guest staring Rosie O’Donnell. Show opens with Paula and Rose at a Melissa Etheridge concert, eating corn dogs and talking about the last Tom Cruise movie. I’m afraid it’s all downhill from there, but what would you expect from the WB?

Oscar-winning actor Jack Lemmon,76, died Wednesday night at USC/Norris Cancer Center.