Only years later did they discover the source of Billy’s fear of hairdryers:

I like how they had to move the camera way back just to get the hair in. Props to Secret Legend for this gem.

Just a squirrel trying to get a nut.

This morning on the local radio station they were interviewing an author of a self-help book. Since I am a huge fan of such grocery aisle psychology, I thought I’d share with you my favorite self-help titles.

1. I’m OK, You’re an Asshole.

2. Who Touched My Cheese?

3. Men are from Mars, Women are Fucking Nuts.

4. Chicken Soup for Your Ass.

5. The Art of Happiness: A Handbook on Making Interns you’ve Porked Disappear when you get them Pregnant.

6. How to Win Friends, Then Bilk Them for Money.

7. How to Develop Self-Confidence Through BDSM.

8. I Don’t Care What Color My Parachute is because I like Being Unemployed.

9. The Leader in You: You can be Stupid and still be President.

10. Self-Esteem: How to Tear Your Family Down to Make Yourself Feel Better.