In web years, I’m sure this periodic table of man is older than my Grandpa Morty. I don’t really have a Grandpa Morty but if I did, I bet he’d be really old. Men can take a look at this table and snicker at how true it is. Women should look at it and take notes.

This site is run by 3 guys with little to no intervention on the parts of any females. So, yeah, we have a certain bias, like, we think there are three truths about women:

1. A wedding will make a woman go insane whether she’s involved in it or not

2. Women do use chocolate as a substitute for sex and I’ve got stock in Hershey’s judging from the amount of chocolate in my house

3. It is against the laws of physics for a woman to drive in a straight line

That may seem sexist to some of you because it is extremely sexist and misogynistic. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the Facts of Life.