The rumors that have surfaced are indeed true. My laywer always says to “play Condit” and admit to nothing but I can’t keep it in any longer.

Yes, Cosbysweater and I were in a video together. We were young and needed the money.

Well, it’s time now to claim your place in hell. After glancing through this site that details Dante’s various circles of hell, the Llamas are certain that they are at least at Level 2. On the good days (when the Jack Daniels runs like the might Mississip), the Llamas can acheive an almost deified state of Level 8.

I think it’s funny that this site is hosted on the servers of my alma mateer, the University of Georgia, where at a Saturday night fraternity band party, the 9th circle of hell runs amok.