Archive for July 20th, 2001
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Missile dropkicks

President Bush said he’s having a hard time selling his missile defense plan to skeptical European allies because he has only “vague notions” about what it would entail. Bush went on to say, “I think it means we’d have either a big force field to protect us — you know, like on Star Trek — or a giant Voltron-like dude to just knock bad missiles out of the sky.”