Flash Cavalcade #3
August 1st, 2001
I bring you Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!.
Repent for our souls are lost.
*Update* It seems that the host or the creator has moved this file. Not sure where it will pop up again.
Archive for August 1st, 2001
This is why the Japanese think we are lazy
August 1st, 2001
Because we invent shit like this. What’s the matter America? Can’t spread your own damn peanut butter anymore?
Those Canadians have it figured out. They spread their own damn peanut butter and they have universal health care. It’s just a shame their money is worthless.
The Suburbs Will Eat Themselves
August 1st, 2001
Supporters of New Urbanism have long been bemoaning the rise in suburbia at the detriment of our city centers. Their reasoning and examples are often compelling if not a bit over-dramatized.
I think what really speaks to the demise of the suburbs is the recent trend toward White Gangstaz. I’d like to think that this is just some internet fad done for shits and giggles, but when I see the stuff in my neighborhood, I have to wonder. It’s not the “gangstaspeak” that bothers me, it’s not the love of “bling-bling” that grates my nerves, nor is it the supped up “riceburners” that really chap my hide. What bothers me about this whole thing is that these punk ass kids fancy themselves some sort of street toughs rather than the milquetoast panty waists that they really are.
Not in my house
August 1st, 2001
The House of Representatives voted to ban all human cloning, rejecting a plan to allow cloning for research. When asked why, a House spokesperson said, “Hey. We saw Alien Resurrection with the cloning mistakes in big jars and stuff. That’s some nasty shit.”
Maybe they were thinking with their…
August 1st, 2001
Jodee Berry, a former Hooters employee, reported the manager announced a new contest for employees to boost beer sales. The winner of the regional contest would get a “new Toyota.” Berry, along with the other employees, assumed it was a car. But after Berry won, the lawsuit says, she was blindfolded and led to the parking lot to receive the prize, which turned out to be a “toy Yoda.” A miniature version of the “Star Wars” character. Berry says that manager Jared Blair was inside laughing at her. She’s suing for damages and attorneys’ fees, saying “a company shouldn’t be allowed to treat its workers like that.”
What was she thinking? Hooters, demoralizing women for 15 years now, and she expected them to run a fair contest? How about they run a contest where the winner won’t have to dress like a tramp and put up with being smacked in the ass all night long.