99 bottles of beer… take one down pass it around… 98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer… take one down pass it around… 97 bottles of beer on the wall… 97 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around… 96 bottles of beer… ok thats enough, three is my limit, I mean, c’mon, how am i supposed to coordinate DWI school… unless… I coordinate a happy hour at the picnic!

Well, SecretLegend became such a big fan that we thought we might let him post…we’ll see how it goes. We always thought we would just keep it the three of us, but we know that a little variety never killed anyone.

I know that he has a few good ones about turtles and macaroons in him. Make sure and email him if you think his stories are shit. He loves a good flame war.