Death Row Records founder Suge Knight has been out of jail for less than a week, and already he and his company are the subject of a law suit. Delmar Arnaud, aka Daz Dillinger, claims the label cheated him out of more than $1 million after he wrote over 100 songs for rappers Tupac Shakur and Snoop Dogg.

Arnaud’s latest song apparently begins with “punk sucka hoes robbed me blind … now I’m ’bout to lose my motherf**king mind.” Already critics are calling it an album worthy of the Pulitzer Prize for Poetry.

If your like me and stare at breasts for any period of time you become smart as paint. If perchance you are lucky enough to catch a glimpse down south of the breasts, you become dumb as a box of rocks.

Thanks to a new study, there has been a scientific proof that shows that the dumbing down of males due to the naked female form is not so. Infact, the results show, increased dextarity, strength, mental sharpness, speed, mobility and coordination. The research proved two fold when it also uncoverd why the Eagles suck so bad playing at home. The study was preformed by at least 23 visiting NFL teams to Veterans Stadium, who had secret “peep” holes into the Phillidelphia Eagles cheerleaders locker room.

After the boost of energy the “peep” hole provided the visiting team players, they were able to beat the shit out of the Eagles on a consistant basis. Proving once and for all that, staring at jugs is the true answer to mental and physical well-being, as well as superior talent on the grid iron.

There are certain times in a person’s life when you wonder if the end of the world is near. Sometimes I hear a factoid of information and I wonder, “Is this the day the planet explodes?” I just heard one of those pieces of information.

“Pro” wrestlers Hulk Hogan and Randy Macho Man Savage have agreed to do a sequel to the 1990 shitbomb “Men At Work”. Emilio Estevez will direct. Randy Savage’s acting career has consisted of “Snap into a Slim Jim.”