Yes, it’s that time again boys and girls. Peep this and then tell me with a serious glint in your eye that all is right with the world.

I think my eyes melted before I could even sit through the whole thing. My insides have been turned into three day old eggsalad by the music. The colors have loosened my grip on reality so much that I think someone might actually be reading this. Anyone have a harpoon gun?

Topless dancers are allowed to touch themselves in California, according to a state appeals board decision. The ruling held that strip club owners who serve liquor and beer can’t be disciplined for allowing topless dancers to touch themselves—unless the conduct is lewd or obscene.

Since a plethora of sarcastic remarks exists for this story, we’ve decided to unveil our newest idea called “You Supply the Punchline.” Go ahead. Go crazy.

Though I do have a good idea for Jurassic Park 4.