Angelina Jolie, who was named a goodwill ambassador at the United Nations High Commission for Refugees (UNHCR) said she would use her new role to raise awareness about the plight of the world’s 20 million refugees. Here’s an idea. Try raising some money. Start with making a movie where you’re not the edgy-woman. Next, tell your crazy husband that you’re donating your salary to the UNHCR. Then, he and you can sit around eating orange foods and drinking each other’s blood, you freak.

Bronx pitcher Danny Almonte may have been too old to play Little League baseball, according to records unearthed by Sports Illustrated reporters. The reporters claim that the kid who regularly fanned 16 batters a game is actually two years older than his listed age. They found two allegedly official documents recording Almonte’s birth. One listed his date of birth as April 7, 1987. A second record, filed two weeks before Almonte moved to the U.S., lists his birth date as April 7, 1989. New evidence has also found that Almonte may be the one who fired the shot from the Grassy Knoll.