In anticipation of the Lord of the Rings movie coming out in December, get in the spirit by getting your own Hobbit name.

I am Milo Loamsdown of Deephallow. Which is much better than my other name, Copywriter Bumblefuck of Advertising.

Well, I woke up this morning and got myself a beer. Yeah, I woke up this morning and got myself a beer. Future’s uncertain and the end is always near. Feel better?