Several hundred students at the University of Smallville are planning an event they hope will give the U.S. economy a shot in the arm. The students, members of the America Rules Club, will host a party that encourages fellow classmates to go to their local market, buy at least two cases of beer, and attend a party at the club’s house (formerly known as the honors dorm).

The Club’s president had this to say: “By buying brew we’re showing our love of a great American pastime and we’re flooding the local economy with cash. Not only that, but it’s a great way to blow off steam and meet freshmen hotties. America rules!”