A man recently confessed to several bank robberies on the stage of a Comedy Club. Sadly, this happened in my home state, Georgia. Sure, the South has come a long way since Reconstruction, but deep down, we’re still just a bunch of dumb farm boys.
It’s not really something to be ashamed of or proud of. It’s just the way we are.
Of course, I’m only kidding. In reality, stupidity of this degree knows no geographical boundaries. The human race is getting both dumber and smarter. There is a divide growing and it is not the Mason/Dixon line. Please people, read a book and quit watching TV: Can’t you feel your brain turning to sludge?
…but I Still Hate The Yankees. Some might think this is crude or rude or mean-spirited. I think it’s perfect. Welcome to the boat we call humanity. There’s no getting off because the sea os made of acid. Throw your head back and laugh a little.
Ananova.com is reporting that animal activists have expressed outrage over a Swedish zoo’s announcement that it will kill three bear cubs because there’s no room for them.
Bjoerne, Bolli and Bompa are to be killed because neither the Lycksele zoo nor any other wildlife park in Scandinavia can accommodate them.
“There’s no space for them,” said Irene Sjoegren, head of the zoo in Lycksele, 375 miles north of Stockholm. “They have to be removed.”
“Cubs attract visitors. And when the season is over, there’s no room and the excess is killed,” said Chatarina Kraang, spokeswoman for Animal Rights Sweden. “If you produce cubs each year, you need to see that they are placed somewhere.”
Kraang said she would search for space in wildlife refuges around the world to find a sanctuary for the cubs, but officials are not open to the idea of sending the cubs abroad.
“The best bear facilities are in the Nordic countries,” said Hans-Ove Larsson, who oversees the breeding of bears in Swedish zoos. “Bear facilities in eastern Europe, which might be able to take them, are not adequate.”
“How is Ron Jeremy a pornstar?” might be the most asked question in the history of our world (of course, that’s if you’re talking about questions asked by horny guys 18 to 35). And you just might find the answer in a new movie titled “Pornstar: The Legend of Ron Jeremy”. This new feature documents the life of the star of hundreds of porn films, including “For Your Thighs Only” and “Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me”. Check out the official site to watch the trailer and find out if this flick is playing in your burg.
