Is it a strange coincidence that O.J. Simpson’s bodyguard, Tom Gleason, has penned a new novel about a former football star accused of killing his wife and her friend? Is it also a coincidence that the title of the book is “Closer to the Truth“?

Why is Laura Bush now trying to educate U.S. citizens about the plight of Afghan women? Where was she at the beginning of the Bush term (or years ago) when these downtrodden women were being treated like animals and executed in the streets? Are their sufferings only relevant when the U.S. wants to help establish a new Afghan government?

What makes a person think he should practice medicine when he has neither training nor license? Does he just wake up one morning and think, “After watching ER, I think I can be a doctor today”? Is Chris Columbus now going to be considered a great director? Or is he just the guy who directed “Bicentennial Man” (sucked) and lucked into a sure thing (at least that’s what Spielberg called it)?

Do you think the Taliban is soiling their shorts now that the Marines and CIA paramilitary units are coming to town? Or are Osama and his cronies too wrapped up in trying to discover a good way to barbecue camel ass?

Just wondering.