Archive for November 29th, 2001
Feel free to Scream, too

Jorge Cruz Jr. was a 9-year-old who, until recently, lived in Los Angeles, California. Today his bed lies empty and his little toys gather dust because a distracted movie star was in a hurry.

Rebecca Gayheart, apparently while talking on the phone, used a left turn lane to pass traffic that had slowed to let young Jorge cross the street. According to witnesses, the “Urban Legend” star plowed through the intersection at approximately 40 miles per hour.

In an instant, Jorge was dead. His life snuffed out before he had a chance to live. His parents left without their son. And Ms. Gayheart, who was late to her important appointment, was charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter.

Her sentence after pleading no contest: three years probation, a suspended license, and required to make a safe driving video.

Let’s briefly examine this sad situation. A person who drives a vehicle and unintentionally but unlawfully kills another human being is apparently guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter. However, it seems that unless the person acted with criminal negligence, he or she pretty much gets to have a picnic while the victim’s family gets to dig a tiny grave. What then is criminal negligence? Depends. Based on various definitions, it’s when a person engages in conduct that creates a substantial and unjustifiable risk that another person’s death will occur. That person, in this case Ms. Gayheart, would need to fail to perceive the risk, which would also have to be a gross deviation from the standard of care that a reasonable person would observe in the situation.

But that’s a lot of fancy talk. Let’s just say that if she’d been drunk when she killed little Jorge, she would have gotten 10, maybe 15 years. Now, if being drunk is being filled with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment, isn’t it very similar to talking on a cell phone? Aren’t a person’s faculties impaired by the inability to focus full attention on driving? Isn’t talking on a cell phone a voluntary act? Isn’t a person aware that talking on a cell phone while driving can be dangerous and create a substantial risk to pedestrians and other drivers? Or am I envisioning a mythical unicorn-type person who actually thinks?

Maybe I’m being to hard on her. I mean her lawyer told CNN that she was all broken up about it.

“She’s taking it very hard. Obviously, it’s the worst thing that could happen to somebody.” Sure it is, you ignorant fop. It’s much worse than having your child run down by a speeding Jeep driven by an unconcerned actress. And it’s definitely worse than being nine and being run down by some moron who wants to save a couple minutes.

Please forgive us, Ms. Gayheart. We should’ve recognized your sorrow. You’re an attractive, wealthy actress who has to make a safe driving video because you crushed a child. We should all pause and have a moment of reflection on the pain you’re feeling. Certainly it’s greater than that felt by young Jorge when your vehicle smashed into his growing body.

Maybe after we’re done feeling your pain, we can hold hands and cry for all the unfortunate Taliban guys who no longer have a place to live. Or, you could tell your lawyer to shut his piehole, write Jorge’s family a big ass check, and beg forgiveness for the rest of your sorry life.

But that’s just a thought.

ICQ for Dummies

No, I mean, dummies use ICQ. You may remember the last time I posted a log file from ICQ when someone from Brazil wanted to chat. Well, now a Turkish gal falls to the whitty banter of the Jett man.

Certain edits made for obvious reasons. And yes, it’s 100% legit.

Bergialp

hello i am woman

Jetteva

good for you.

Bergialp

thanks whereare you now

Jetteva

is this a new development, or have you been a woman your whole life?

I’m in Uganda on a Job training seminar. Bergialp

my name ’s *edit*

i am turkish

i am student you

Jetteva

Turkish? You probably hearing alot about the afghanistan stuff there, yes?

Uganda is cool. Shitty weather but the food is awesome.

Bergialp

yes

Jetteva

I’m at a Job training seminar here in Uganda. I’m updating my skills. I’m a taxi driver. why they sent me to Uganda, I don’t know.

What kind of things you hearing about the war there?

Bergialp

you are very fast

Jetteva

fast? have you ever ridden with me? or you mean my typing?

Bergialp

see you

Jetteva

you can see me?!!?! damn this new ICQ

Bergialp

i don`t understand

Jetteva

you said, “see you.”

I wasn’t sure what you meant.

Bergialp

you are very fast please slowly

i learn english new

Jetteva

how long have you been learning english?

Bergialp

i speak turkish very well

i want see there

you phone number

Jetteva

how long you speak english? 2 months?

I don’t have a phone. I just scream loudly out

my window.

Jetteva

hello? you hear me screaming now?

Bergialp

yes

Jetteva

are you going to answer me back?

what time is it in turkey now?

Bergialp

do you know turkish

Jetteva

No I don’t know any turkish.

Bergialp

19.00

why

Jetteva

just curious. It’s just after 11:00 here. I was wondering what the time difference was. 19:00. friends is about to come on. can you tell me what happens in tonights episode?

Bergialp

see you

because i dont understand

Jetteva

you can see me?!!?… this new ICQ is wild.

Bergialp

ok

Jetteva

how long you been learning english?

Bergialp

my phone number *edit*

Jetteva

i don’t have a phone. I’m deaf. I could call but I wouldn’t be able to hear you. Damn these ears.

Bergialp

*edit number out* call please

Jetteva

ok.. let me dial.

Bergialp

ok

are you married

Jetteva

someone just answered. is that you?

I’m married to my job. I rope steer.

you married?

Bergialp

i am not marr’ed

early

Jetteva

who am I talking to on the phone. is that you? I can’t understand if it is you. the lady is screaming at me.

Bergialp

scream’ng what mean

Jetteva

i called the number and someone answered. the person is yelling at me on the phone.

Bergialp

why i dont call

Jetteva

did you answer the phone. someone is yelling at me. She’s clicking and fidgety.

Bergialp

it is true phone number

Jetteva

clicking! I can’t take the clicking!

Bergialp

*edit number out* i waiting

Jetteva

I called. someone is yelling at me! did you answer?

Jettave

you’re not going to try to trick me into marrying you so you can move to the US then run off with my brother or something, right? I’m not falling for that trick again.

Bergialp

oo my god

Jetteva

yeah, my brother.

can you believe he did that?

Jetteva

i have to go now. the steer are coming in my house. I have to do what it is that people who rope steer do. I have to turn them into rope now.