I heard on some History Channel show that many armies devise building project or menial tasks to keep soldiers busy in between wars and battles. That’s how the Romans built all those roads and temples throughout their empire.

It’s seems the Prime Minister of Cambodia has devised a new way to keep soldiers busy. He plans to turn them into bouncers at many of Cambodia’s nightclubs. Actually, he plans to use them and their tanks to physically knock down any rogue karaoke bars. I’m talking driving the tanks through the walls in an effort to stamp out “vice” that apparently has become a problem in Cambodia. I’d say that years of war and genocide at the hands of the Khmer Rouge were a worse problem than some out-of-tune drunks, but then again I have heard Jetteva sing.

The last time I was in a rogue Cambodian nightclub, I was hit on by no less than 3 men posing as women. Sure, I felt slightly flattered, but at the same time nauseous. It’s kind of the same thing as when some fine honey be frontin’ you and knees you in your Meat and Two. It hurts like hell but at least you know you made an impression.