Sure, we all did it as kids. The hardest part was trying not to laugh. You know that guy, too. The on who could pull off any prank call and never cracked a smile until afterward. I envied him. Now, you too can create your own Celebrity Phone Pranks and not have to worry about your own lack of self-control runing the prank. Have fun but don’t tell them I sent ya.

And instead of getting drunk, I thought I would check out some hypnosis to escape from this thing some describe as life. Well, the most effective online hypnosis I could find was HYPNOTITS. Feel free to join me in my trance-like state.

Some sucker is trying to alleviate his guilt for not visiting his grandmother enough by having you and I send her a card. That’s a cynical outlook but I know my grandmother would kick my ass if I got a bunch of junkmail and god-knows-what sent to her house. The potential for abusing this poor woman via mail is downright scary. Imagine old Mazie sitting there looking at some nice cards, when she opens some card from a lunatic up in Derryberry and out falls a bunch of porn. I’m pretty sure numbnut’s guilt would skyrocket at having subjected his grandma to that.

On the other hand, it is a sweet idea. Send one dollar (and a card if you like) to my grandma:

Grandma

P.O. Box 257

Taos, NM 32785

I know she’ll appreciate it.

We here at Spitting Llamas are fairly proud of what we do, seeing as how we sure as hell don’t get paid to do it. However, we also want to create something that is interesting and enjoyable for both of you to read on a daily basis.

With that in mind, I humbly ask you, our readers, to use the comment link below to let us know what you would like to see more of here at Spitting Llamas. Feel free to tell us what you don’t like as well. Please, try to keep your criticisms constructive.