any which way the mouse can get to the cheese… (3d cavalcade)

The online cadre of pervs searching for an adult video of Christina Aguilera can terminate its mad rummagings. Pop’s “Come on Over” songstress wants to make it absolutely clear that no one will ever find an adult video featuring her “stylings” because said video does not exist.

On her official site, the leader of the Lady Marmalade redux, says the claimed director of the video is not associated with Aguilera or her entourage and that “criminal proceedings” may soon commence. What’s more, they “regret that there are individuals who engage in such fraud with no regard for the injury to Christina’s feelings or reputation.”

In related news, faux actress Pamela Anderson has claimed that the X-rated video claiming to show footage of her and Tommy Lee is, in fact, a fake. Or … er … maybe she said her boobs were fake … we’ll get back to you on that one.