Archive for January 14th, 2002
Real Astronomy

A few days I posted about two astronomers that figured out the average of all the light in the universe is turquoise. While I hoped they did not have a government grant to research such foolery, it got me thinking about the inky blackness about us.

One of the books I’m currently reading is The Universe and Beyond by Terence Dickson. One part of his book that awed me was his descriptions of the vastness of the universe.

  • If the Sun were reduced to the size of a ping-pong ball, the Earth is about the size of a speck of dust 2.5 meters away. Pea-sized Jupiter would be 12 meters away, and our the next nearest star, Alpha Centauri (actually a triple-star) would be 700 meters away.
  • If the Milky Way were shrunken down to fit in the palm of your hand, you’d have to walk for 100 years to get to the next galaxy.
  • If a single photon of light from the headlights of your car didn’t get swallowed up by Earthly polution and continued on into space, it would pass the moon two seconds after you turned your lights on. One hour later, the Earth and moon are barely visable, and in one month the Sun is but a very bright, small dot. About 50 years later that photon of light would be leaving the Milky Way. Now here is the kicker - after that photon left the Milky Way, it will be another 2 million years before reaches Andromeda, the next closest galaxy.

Why is this interesting? Why do I tell you this? Think about the vastness of space and how small you are within it. Any individual person is literally nothing. Think about that the next time you get cut off on the freeway and you let your day be ruined over that act. It means nothing in the overall scope of things. That is why Astronomy is so interesting. It constantly reminds us that we need to be humble.

Finally

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sex is sporting

Have you ever wondered what to give the one person who just has it all? A great personality, superstar fame, and is absolutely beautiful (or Handsom, if your a female, or gay)? They just seem to have it all. But only one can own the coveted title of ESPN’s sexiest athlete. ESPN has set up a “march madness” style bracket for you to cast your vote. Tune in on January 27 at 8PM EST to see if what your view of a sexy athlete is shared by the rest of the lonely people in the sporting world.

As for me, Lokelani McMichael (also seen here, here, here, and here) + Scretlegend = Tru luv 4 ever. I think she likes me likes me.

Stand and Deliver

We all laugh behind his back and we all snicker when some silly DJ plays his songs at 1 in the morning, but whatever you do, don’t make fun of him to his face. Adam Ant will kick your ass or at least try to.

It seems that Stuart Goddard (his real name) got into a bit of a scuffle at some London pub. I can only assume that someone was probably making fun of his makeup. Then again, this could all be a publicity stunt for his upcoming nostalgia tour. I know I can’t wait.