Archive for January 24th, 2002
Llama Tails Update

It’s been a busy week around here for us Llamas. We’ve all been busy with clients. Hey, our day jobs help keep this content free (as in ad-free) since we pay everything out of our pockets.

Anyhow, we managed to update the long overdue Llama Tails section. It needs tweaked but I was in a rush. You’ll see yours truly in there from a somewhat embarrassing picture my wife snapped of Taranis and I after a few drinks. Hope you enjoy, and if you have an image that you think would be a nice addition to the llama tails, please send em my way.

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Prozac Nation

This past week OJ was questioned by LA police… over a dead cat. OJ’s current girl friend decided to take a one month vacation and didn’t ask anyone to tend to her feline. Eventually the cat died of starvation. But that didn’t stop the LA police from questioning our favorite car-pool buddy about the cat and what he knew. How strange it would be if OJ got nailed over the cat thing, yet got away with murdering his ex-wife?

Our other favorite babysitter, Mike Tyson, finds himself in a touch of trouble as well. First, he must explain himself to the Nevada Boxing Commission for his behavior when he tried to attack Lennox Lewis at a press conference. He reportedly bit Lewis’s foot during the melee, then he shouted derogatory remarks to many reporters while groping his own crotch.

How could it get worse? Tyson learned on Tuesday that Las Vegas police believe the report that he raped a women there is credible. The case has been forwarded to the District Attorney for possible prosecution.

Something tells me that if these two characters were locked up in a room together, either one would end up dead, or they’d get along perfectly.