Our posts have been lacking lately. I’ve been too busy searching for the one product that can make my life complete: ManHood. To be honest, even after reading the site, I have no idea what the hell this thing is.
The truth of the matter is that in these economically tough times, I and my comrades here at SpittingLlamas have been putting our noses to the grindstone trying to make a little bling-bling. I hope to do some posts next week about New Orleans as I will be attending this year’s Mardi Gras festivities. Rumor has it that the Playboy bunnies are staying less than 30ft. away from us. That means I’ll have plenty of chances to say stupid things like “I’m married, but you’re still hot.” Yes, I do indeed have what it takes.
As far as what I’ve been working on, those of you who have the need to spy on people, places, or things might like my latest creation. The stuff is actually pretty cool, even though it ain’t cheap. The demo is setup at a car wash here in town. I keep waiting to catch someone doing something naughty in the seclusion of their car in the car wash. Yes, not only do I have what it takes, but I am a sad, sad excuse for a man.
Your friend and mine, Jetteva, has been swinging both ways lately…pause for effect…that is, he has been not only writing content but writing code as well. I got 10 bones that says his brain explodes within the week. Any takers? Speaking of strange bets, I saw over on MemePool that you can bet on some weird futures for the Super Bowl. Though that may not be as weird as betting on Earthquakes and Wars.
Have a Great Weekend!