Archive for March 26th, 2002
Charles D. Franklin - Loser of the Week

51-year-old Charles D. Franklin, resident of Tallahassee, FL, was arrested yesterday when he was identified as Loser of the Week.

Around 7:30 p.m. last evening, neighbors called police after watching Franklin drive his truck through the front of an Islamic Mosque. He escaped by breaking out the back window of the truck. After this daring capper, Franklin walked, bleeding, to his favorite bar and proclaimed his crime like a badge of honor. Police arrested Franklin a short time later and plan on charging him with hate crimes.

Because of this action, Charles D. Franklin of Tallahasee, FL, wins our award for Loser of the Week.