The LAPD is charging actor Robert Blake in the death of his wife who was killed nearly 1 year ago. He was arrested Thursday evening and police say they have evidence that he killed his wife outside a North Hollywood restaurant. Blake’s handyman and bodyguard was also arrested for conspiracy to commit murder.

I’ll never understand the Hollywood crowd. The Police are saying Blake felt trapped in a marriage he never wanted to be part of. Goofy me was wondering, why not just get a lawyer and file for divorce? Sure, he may lose half his money, but that sure is better to being someone’s bitch at lockup.

Blake, who portrayed a killer in the movie “In Cold Blood,” told police his wife was in the car after the two had dinner at a restaurant. He told police he went back into the restaurant to retrieve his gun, and that when he returned to the car he found his wife shot in the head. Damn, I hate it when I leave my gun at the restaurant. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve sat down for a good meal and left without my gun. Why, just a few weeks ago, Cosbysweater and I met for dinner at our local Red Robin and we piled up our gaks on the table before we ate. Luckily cosbysweater had the wherewithal to remind me to to re-holster before we left. He saved me from possibly finding myself in a major corral shootout without my hardware.

Blake’s lawyer said he only married Bonny Bakley because she became pregnant with his daughter. That is interesting. He knocks her up, then has the old-fashioned sense to marry her. Yet not that old-fashion sense didn’t stop him from popping a cap in her noggin.

Hell, these days you can even get a divorce on the internet. He could have done it in his underwear in the comfort of his own home while surfing porn. Some men have even tried to divorce their wives via instant messages. Had he been just a tad more lazy, Bonnie Blakely could be alive right now.