File in the “Get a Life” category
May 6th, 2002 2:11 pm

I predicted this act of stupidity would take place. In fact, I mentioned it to cosbysweater in IRC when The Fellowship of the Rings came out.

Yes, there is an online petition to have The Two Towers renamed.

May I be the first to say, GET A FUCKING LIFE!

The Lord of the Rings trilogy was written 47 years before the WTC attacks. Was J.R.R Tolkien a prophet? Or is the creator of that petition a dumb ass?

At the time of this post, 1139 people have signed. Or rather, 1139 total imbeciles have somehow figured out how to operate a computer and managed to make their mark with digital feces.

The third installment of the trilogy is called “The Return of the King.” Was Tolkien predicting the return of Elvis? Or is Jesus coming back? If so, then, well, act busy.

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Taranis
May 6th, 2002 5:51 pm

Yesterday, I raised both of my arms above my head in exclamation. The same assclown that wrote that petition told me to stop desecrating his memory of the WTC towers. I said, “You remember the WTC as me telling the story of how tall you’ll be after I get done kicking your ass?”

Ricky Dhatt
May 7th, 2002 3:49 pm

If you actually view the petitions you will see most of them have been voided; most of what’s left are obvious hoaxers.

Cosbysweater
May 7th, 2002 5:15 pm

Very true. My favorite is the guy who said he won’t even let his twin sons stand next to each other for fear of bringing back terrible memories.