I’m not a fan of bumber stickers, but I saw one this morning that caught my attention.

It’s a shame stupidity isn’t painful.

Authorities may have finally discovered the reason Dionne Warwick claimed to be a psychic friend. She was rocking the ganj. Also known as marijuana, sess, wacky weed, and other various monikers, this drug is recognized for its propensity to put users in a relaxed, hallucinogenic state.

Warwick, a pop legend and cousin of Whitney Houston (coincidence?), was arrested at Miami International Airport for using a lipstick container to “Walk on By” with 11 suspected marijuana cigarettes. Supporters of the vocalist wondered why one of Warwick’s psychic pals didn’t warn her about the impending arrest. Isn’t that what friends are for?