Ebay has announced that it will now offer health insurance to people who use the online trading site as their primary source of income. For some, trading has become a job as people take their antique stores online. Some of left their jobs and are now “professional” online traders.

In that vein, SpittingLlamas, LLC90210, is now proud to announce that those individuals that spend more than 35 hours a week on our site will get more verbs and fewer dangling modifiers. We don’t have much money so we can’t offer you a t-shirt, and unfortunetly, the spelling errors will have stay.