Jury Awards Former Smoker $28 Billion
October 4th, 2002
Today a 12-member jury awarded Betty Bullock, 64, of Newport Beach, $24 Billion. She started smoking when she was 17 and was diagnosed last year with lung cancer that has since spread to her liver.
Cancer is horrible, don’t get me wrong. But let’s say one night after the SpittingLlamas staff party, Taranis has a few drinks and gets fresh with me. Can I sue Sam Adams for my pain and suffering?
What if a kid who never did any homework decided to sue the school system because he can’t find a job as an adult?
How about we find a way so that no one has to take any responsibility for anything?
