Imagine coming home after work to find a new family moving into the house next door. As you pull into your driveway, you notice that the father looks extremely familiar. He’s clean-shaven and sporting brown hair, but you seem to remember him from somewhere.

Then, two months later while he’s cutting the grass, it hits you. The guy whose son is studying Algebra with your daughter is Saddam Hussein AND your special new neighbor has a lawnmower that’s way better than the crappy one you own.