Blockwatch will never be the same

Imagine coming home after work to find a new family moving into the house next door. As you pull into your driveway, you notice that the father looks extremely familiar. He’s clean-shaven and sporting brown hair, but you seem to remember him from somewhere.

Then, two months later while he’s cutting the grass, it hits you. The guy whose son is studying Algebra with your daughter is Saddam Hussein AND your special new neighbor has a lawnmower that’s way better than the crappy one you own.

Jetteva
January 29th, 2003 9:16 pm

Personally, I think that’d be awesome to have him as a neighbor. Imagine the teenage kids who like to kick over trash cans in the neighborhood. They’d grow up quick when the republican guard was chasing them down and beheaded their parents.

Cosbysweater
January 30th, 2003 2:48 pm

Yeah, it’d be cool until his tree grew onto your property and his dog started pooping in your front yard all the time.

Then what are you going to do? Beg, that’s what. Beg.

Jetteva
January 30th, 2003 3:28 pm

I’d say, “Saddam… look buddy, don’t make me call Dubbya on your ass…”