Which organization consists of a little more than 500 employees and has the
following statistics?:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress. They did it all in the name of researching and testing the Nation’s laws.

Zell Miller is pissed off. The Georgia Senator is ordering CBS to cancel its new reality show. Based on “The Beverly Hillbillies,” this new show plans to move a country family to a posh neighborhood.

CBS knows “the only minority left in this country that you can make fun of and demean and humiliate … are hillbillies in particular and rural people in general,” said Miller.

Besides, how funny could it be? I say move a rich family to the hood or a trailer park. That would be true fish-out-of-water comedy. Who doesn’t want to see a snotty rich dude pee his silk jammies when he turns on the lights and sees a roach circus in the kitchen?