The networks are coming up with some catchy names for the war.

CBS is calling it America at War.
NBC, When Diplomacy Fails.

I like what FoxNEWS has named it: Pimping the Camel Bitch.

Here at SpittingLlamas, we are calling our coverage, “Fuck the French.”

Can you think of any others?

This weekend, the world will see the release of yet another movie where a jive-talkin’ but intelligent Black or Latino person helps an uptight white person become “cool” and learn a valuable lesson.

Great idea. Even somewhat amusing. The first 50 times it was done. But Chris Rock teaching a 90-year-old white woman to say, “Fo shizzle” while raising the roof is no longer funny. Now Hollywood’s extended redux of the jive scene from “Airplane” and sporadic use of great actors like Jeffrey Wright is just ludicrous, ridiculous, and plain stupidiferous.