Iraqi forces are victorious! We are pushing the coalition all the way back to Kuwait. Don’t be fooled by the man behind me. He is a house servant of his greatness Saddam. Go wash the floors now!”

The proud people of Iraq continue to stand behind their great leader, Saddam. Today we are united in anger against the evil Americans!

There are parties in the street! Our people are celebrating the destruction of the Coalition by the strong and mighty Iraqi army!

Why are you still here! I told you to wash the floors!”

The streets run with American blood! They fear the proud Iraqi army! They can not stand to our might.

Though, I’m willing to admit, the coalition may have gotten farther into Iraq than we had planned.