This week has been a basket of fun and frolic. First, the Dixie Chicks pose nude on the cover of Rolling Stone. Let me be the first to say, they’re not nude and only two of them are worth seeing un-clothed. But when all the exciting body parts are covered, you’re not nude, plain and simple.

Shortly after, Madonna panned the US for our shallow scruples. She marries a British guy and suddenly she starts acting snobby. Honestly, it’s the best acting she’s ever done. I’d like to know how she thinks she can criticize anyone for anything. She’s had sex with hundreds, if not thousands of people.

Here is a list of people I could remember:
Dennis Rodman
That guy she’s currently married to
Warren Beatty
5 of her personal trainers
Rosie O’Donnell
Two of the Culkin brothers
Sean Penn
Boy Scout Troop 194

Oh, she’s also going to write some children’s books. Everybody Rubs Themselves in Public is expected out by Christmas.

Contrary to widely circulated reports, O.J. Simpson said Thursday he won’t be the star of a reality television show, but might consider becoming a news commentator for actor Robert Blake’s murder trial. I can’t wait to see this.

“Man, what that judge be thinking? He’s trippin.”

North Korea announced it has Nuclear Weapons this week also. Right after that they announced that nearly 1/2 of their population lives below the poverty level. Sounds like they have their priorities intact.

But my week was made when my son pointed something out. He certainly changed my perspective (again) this week. I was eat Corn on the Cob last evening. My son is a big fan of popcorn, so my wife pointed out that popcorn comes from Corn on the Cob. My son looked at her and said, “No mommy, popcorn comes from a bag.”