The Quick Take: One of the better racing games I’ve ever played. Having newly acquired Apex for the Xbox, I was eager to see what this sim could do. I’m a big fan of racing games and have played a million of them on the PC. Being a new Xbox owner, this was my first foray into racing sims on the Xbox. I have not played Project Gotham Racing, which Taranis swears is hot sex.

Apex overall is a great game. Very entertaining and fast paced. It’s easy to get set up and racing fast. Like most racing sims, there is the quick race option that allows you to hop in a car and get zooming.

The graphics are astounding. So much rich detail fills the screen, much of it to be overlooked, I’m sure. In the distance you can see planes landing at nearby airports, balloons in the air, waterfalls in the distance, and payment that looks more real than… real pavement. We don’t score high enough on any game developers radar to score any screenshots, so just trust me.

Others have commented on the weak soundtrack. My question is, why are you listening to the soundtrack on a racing sim? The first thing I do with a racing sim is turn the damn music off. It’s a waste. Racing sims are about the growl of the engine, the screetch of the tires, the grinding of the gaurd rail as you scrape it, and the sound of you whooping it up after a good race. That’s it. Screw the soundtrack. If you want a good soundtrack, go by the soundtrack to the movie Glory.

The AI is impressive. They are tough, but not to tough. Passing is difficult, but not to much so. It seems to auto adjust to how well you are racing. You won’t get left in the dust by the leader, and you can’t leave the pack in the dust either. I always hated the fine adjustments PC racing sims often made you do. You often had a scale from 30 to 100% to adjust the strength of the opponents. You would set it on 94% and you would run rings around the AI. Bump it up to 95% and the best you could finish is 17th. Apex seems to have found the magic medium to make worthwhile.

Dream mode is what makes this game tick. Most standard sims have a career mode that is simple keeping track of you many races you win in a championship season. Dream mode in Apex puts a story behind it, to make it more interesting. You have just purchased a car shop and want to build your own line of cars. Racing help you spread interest in your car company and helps you build the cash to make more cars. There is alot of nice details that make it fun. As you become more successful, your company grows, the shop gets bigger, and you can see the cars in stages of development. You can even choose what types of cars to develop. It’s not overly complicated to take away from what the game is - a racing sim - but there is enough depth there to make it worth it.

The races are only a few laps long. But the tracks are long enough that each race is full of excitement. It’s a nice medium where you don’t have to worry about pitting, yet it’s easy to get a quick race or two in, even in dream mode. It’s a perfect balance in my book.

A few faults
The faults are few and minor, but they do exist. One, that bugged me the most of all of the, was there is no typical through the windshield view. There are an assortment of views, including the hood-top view which is the closest you can get to the through the windshield view. At first I wondered if it was a good thing they omitted that view, but it’s such a standard in racing sims that they should not have overlooked it. Overall, it’s not critical though.

The damage is, well, for display only. You can bang up against walls and competitors. You can nearly bang your car to shreds, but it has little to no effect on how your car handles. Again, with some racing sims, the damage effects have been too sensitive. You barely tap a wall and you’re race is over. Here, you can run headlong into a wall and bounce off. It’s handy while you’re still getting used to the controls and the hang of the tracks, but having a damage option would have been nice.

If you are into racing sims where you can spend an hour setting up the car beforehand, this game is not for you. You only get the basics here. You can set downforce by choosing low, medium, or high. Same with the gearing, and a catch all called driving style. Personally, I prefer it. I never liked the NASCAR games where I had worry about break bias, spring tension…. bah! I want to race, not dick with torsion.

4.5 out of 5 llamas.

We live in a strange world. Let’s face it, if you turn a critical eye about you and really look at what surrounds us, then it’s really understandable why the French hate us. Any road trip will expose what type of country we live in.

After all, where else does Hell freeze over?
With any long road trip, its inevitable that you’ll have to stop at one of our fine rest areas. You’re driving and the pressures start building to the point where you have to pull aside. Some of these places are rather scary. I won’t stop at a rest stop unless I really, really, really have to drop a load.

Though, I’d like to know what state this rest area is in. If it’s in Ohio, I know where I’m going this weekend.

Though if you can’t find a bong recreation area, there are many fine freeway-side rest stops to relax on the long trips. I wonder what shape the toilet seats are in here?

But honestly, drugs and devils are not the way to happiness, no matter what your college friends tell you. What you need is some inner peace. And while driving through the heartland, I’m always struck by how many churches I see.

Inner peace would be great, I’m just not sure that church would help me find it. There are some churches though that have it figured out. I’m Jewish, but I’d stop in this church any day.

Road trips often get a man hungry. After all, trying to fold up that damn map can work up an appetite. Just be careful you don’t park in the drive-thru…. or, drive through the parking lot… er, I’m not sure…

Well, tell ya what. Let’s not eat at one of our finer fast food establishments. Let’s handle it ourselves. Let’s just drive back to the Bong Recreation area and cook out. Nothing like a brat and some burgers on an open flame.

Just be sure you have enough propane in your tank.

Traveling through the mid-west there are all kinds of local, mom and pop, roadside places to stop, gas up the SUV and grab a candy bar. It helps if you can find a Hussey’s near you. No where else can you get guns, wedding dresses and cold beer all in one stop. Wall-Mart should take a lesson!

The thing I hate about traveling though is that the road maps aren’t always accurate. The signs don’t always help either.

When your traveling, have you ever noticed how many teamsters you see? Some stretches of highway seem to have nothing but truck after truck after truck. But that’s great! It’s America at work, tending to the needs of its people. This company, well, I’m not sure what service they are providing.

My wife is the type of person that likes to see the local sites. We’ll randomly pull off and drive toward a campus area, or local shops. You know, to soak up the local fair and meet some local people. Sometimes we argue over which way to go.

The best part of traveling, as they say, is heading home. The urban planers in my suburb didn’t think everything through as well as they should have, I’m guessing. But I figure you’re only in danger if you are in a wheelchair.

Yes, it’s always nice to return home. How much did you miss me while I was gone?

I just finished watching Searching for the Roots of 9/11 on the Discovery Channel.