Flash Cavalcade #2? - Why are we counting?

I’m not sure if its the mercury in the fish they eat, the radiation in their soil, or just the fact that being an island country makes you rather insular, but this is the last straw.

I guess it sells something or is a commercial parody. Anyone out there who read Kanji and can tell us the gist of this?

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