What happens when Fl beats Ga? Tn beat Fl, Ga beat Tn, Fl beat Ga? Monagé for the championship game?

By the way, congrats on your 4 straight. I gotta hand it to you. The dawgs look good. Trying to make up for the previous nine years of dissapointment is a nobel cause.

As a side note, and for your future satires, 1 ticket to the game will run you 34 bucks, if you pay face for a lower level spot. One “Power T” tattoo goes for around 1 dollar (street value). I’m sure the 3 hot Beasts were “Nabed” or “Thiefed” or “Ganked”, however you want to put it, but “Jones-ed” isn’t even a real slang word, besides, the root slang of “Jones-ed”, “Jones” comes from muses like “I’m Jonsen’ hard for one of Pa’s hot Old Milwaukees”, meaning “I’m craving”, not stolen.

To borrow an overused word from our good friend Mr. Todd Parker, I have to point out the “parity” between your visual and the Mighty Vols season. Both your design skills and The Big Orange Powerhouse have swiftly gone down the crapper.

Good luck to your team and the rest of your pillow-biting nation of dolts for the last half of the season…

“What happens when Fl beats Ga? Tn beat Fl, Ga beat Tn, Fl beat Ga? Monagé for the championship game?”

Good question. I’ll be in Jacksonville to find out.

“By the way, congrats on your 4 straight. I gotta hand it to you. The dawgs look good. Trying to make up for the previous nine years of dissapointment is a nobel cause.”

Clearly, that nine years was not used teaching their students to spell “noble.”

“As a side note, and for your future satires, 1 ticket to the game will run you 34 bucks, if you pay face for a lower level spot.”

Like anyone would actually fork over more than 30 bucks to smell a bunch of UT fans for 4 hours.

“One “Power T” tattoo goes for around 1 dollar (street value).”

I once saw a band named Super T, any relation.

“I’m sure the 3 hot Beasts were “Nabed” or “Thiefed” or “Ganked”, however you want to put it, but “Jones-ed” isn’t even a real slang word, besides, the root slang of “Jones-ed”, “Jones” comes from muses like “I’m Jonsen’ hard for one of Pa’s hot Old Milwaukees”, meaning “I’m craving”, not stolen.”

“They were Jones-ed” was a play on Sean Jones who struck the decisive blow with his 94-yard fumble return. As for the real slang, I would have used “ghosted,” were I in the mood for clarity.

“To borrow an overused word from our good friend Mr. Todd Parker, I have to point out the “parity” between your visual and the Mighty Vols season. Both your design skills and The Big Orange Powerhouse have swiftly gone down the crapper.”

And here I was thinking, they were always in the crapper.

“Good luck to your team and the rest of your pillow-biting nation of dolts for the last half of the season…”

We’ll need all the help we can get with ass-pirates the likes of you lurking around every Saturday afternoon.

and here I was trying to be nice to you… and this is what I get in return… For Shame…

NICE!!

“your design skills…have swiftly gone down the crapper.”

“your pillow-biting nation of dolts”

Let’s kiss and make up.

You’ll have to at least by me dinner, or compliment my hair, or tell me I’ve lost weight before I’ll put out.