Log from our IRC room #spittingllamas on irc.dynamix.com:

Jetteva: breaking news from ABC email list:
Jetteva: EXCLUSIVE: Martha Stewart Tells Barbara Walters ‘I’m Innocent’
Jetteva: WELL SHIT! who would have guessed!’
Cosbysweater: hahaha
Cosbysweater: I can’t wait to watch it.
Cosbysweater: Maybe she’ll also say how this experience has changed her.
Jetteva: it’d only be breaking news if she told wa-wa: “I hate little people. I got rich on the backs of middle-class losers. I’m Illuminati.”
Jetteva: “I slept with Elvis and I’m a 33rd degree Mason”
Cosbysweater: LOL
Cosbysweater: Now that would be News!
Jetteva: “I am the holy grail.”
Cosbysweater: Then she strips and runs around singing the theme song to “The Smurfs.”
Jetteva:> that would get the highest ratings on TV ever

A bit latter in the day…
Cosbysweater: weird: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/031104/241/5rkhv.html&e=2&ncid=1756
Jetteva: glad I saw that after lunch. =^)
Cosbysweater: yeah. pretty strange looking.
Cosbysweater: they have regular sized heads
Jetteva: i bet when you’re that small, you’d be great at hide and go seek
Cosbysweater: LOL
Cosbysweater: straight to hell.
Jetteva: yep… or, is it a glass is half full?
Jetteva: I’m not evil, I’m just an optimist
Jetteva: well, maybe evil too, but an evil optimist
Cosbysweater: I guess you could say you were just thinking about them
Cosbysweater: and what they might be good at.
Cosbysweater: It would be solely evil if you said
Cosbysweater: “Man, they prolly suck at basketball.”
Jetteva: hahaha.. right
Jetteva: or, “I bet they get picked last for the kick ball teams”
Cosbysweater: hahaha
Cosbysweater: They would however be easy to leap frog over.
Jetteva: glass is half full with us.
Cosbysweater: Absolutely.
Cosbysweater: We could be motivational speakers.
Jetteva: LOL
Cosbysweater: Help people with their self esteem.
Jetteva: they could make a movie.. Agent Orange Juice.
Jetteva: it’d be a comedy
Cosbysweater: hahaha
Cosbysweater: Starring them and O.J. Simpson.
Cosbysweater: The juice is loose.
Jetteva: they could sit up on his shoulders and they could solve whacky crimes
Cosbysweater: that’s a hilarious image
Jetteva: “Don’t make me mad now, I’ll toss the Orange sisters on your face.”
Cosbysweater: He’d be running through the airport with them holding on for dear life.
Jetteva: hahahaha
Jetteva: “turn left juiiiiccceee.. he went datta way”
Jetteva: while OJ is pushing over nuns and Red Cross workers as he runs
Cosbysweater: And all the while, the background story is him searching for the real killers.
Jetteva: every now and again, Kato could appear in the background like he’s trying to find a way into the action so he can get noticed
Cosbysweater: hahaha
Cosbysweater: There could be one episode where OJ falls while chasing a guy
Cosbysweater: and the Orange sisters could say,
Cosbysweater: “I told you not to wear those shoes.” and then look at the camera.
Jetteva: we are the undiscovered waskiasklalisi brothers
Jetteva: but it’d be even better because we’re not really brothers
Jetteva: but we could make a trilogy called The May Tricks
Jetteva: it could be all about magicians in May, mixed with Buddhist philosophy