Archive for June 23rd, 2004
The Middle East Solution

The cognoscenti among us know that it’s all TV’s fault. If there were no TV and and no way for any of the cocksuckers in the middle east or the asshats in the US administration to get their message to your typical dumbfuck American, this would be a moot point. Killing one person would mean nothing because the flag-flying soccer mom in the Dodge Caravan wouldn’t even be able to bitch about with her bleeding gash country club cooze clutch.

Everyone knows that the country is getting dumber and poorer. The birth rate increases in reverse exponential proportion to an increase in economic and education success. Americans are literally breeding themselves stupid and poor. This is why the “all men are equal” forefathers of this country were only giving lip service to such magnanimous ideas. They enjoyed being the elite and they realized that it was imperative for the country to have an elite from which to draw its rulers. Knowing that a massive mob mentality among the dumb and poor would eventually drown out the more knowing and intelligent debate across the country, they built in laws and rules to protect the country.

Unfortunately, those laws and rules are being eroded, not, as you may think, by the liberal left and their socially open policies, but by the religious right which is infesting the intellectual elite with self-righteous, ignorant sycophants whose only goal is to suck at the teat of the American populace. The very people who should represent the educated, concerned, and compassionate “thought leaders” are pushed aside by antiquated, close-minded notions of moral justification that resembles some claim of divine jurisprudence by a President who seems to have coronated himself as the “Son King.”

In the end, what the majority clamor for is twisted into one more layer of bureaucratic insulation for the diseased ruling elite. It’s one more way for the current administration and the millions of NASCAR fans who love it to protect themselves from being superseded by the millions of us whose ideas more closely adhere to the principles and foundations of this country.

So, what we need to do is remove the reasons they hate us, because though extreme, the facts about our society that they hate so much are facts about our society that we should try to amend with equal fervor.