If you there there is underhanded Bush bashing at the Democratic Convention, you haven’t seen anything, as Slate pointed out.

Two days ago, Fidel Castro gave a speech to commemorate the 51st anniversary of the birth of Cuba’s communist revolution. He said Bush is either an unacknowledged alcoholic who continues to imbibe on the sly, a “dry drunk” who, because he never went through rehab, is given to grandiosity and intolerance, or is an addict to medication he takes to wean himself from booze.

If you ask me, he could substitute the name of Ted Kennedy in there, and probably be right on all three accounts. Regarding Teddy boy’s speech at the convention, I haven’t heard that much slurring and mumbling since since I used to play the X-Files drinking game in college. And I’m talking season one of the X-files, before it jumped the shark.