Also called, I didn’t have the energy to write a well-formed post.

Can the Democrats and Republicans work out some sort of trade, like in baseball. They can have Zell Miller and we’ll take John McCain. That way the Dem’s don’t have to act like they like Zell, and McCain can finally give Bush the finger. It’d make everyone happier.

When will the Dem’s figure out that the Republicans are better at campaigning? You have to hand it to the Repub’s, they learned when Clinton whooped Bush, Sr. and Dole. Kerry shrugged it off saying, “we don’t have what Clinton had in the 90s.” Well you can if you fire Mary Beth Cahill and hire Carville, you dolt. Mary Beth Cahill’s other campaign was Al Gore’s presidential bid. Enough said.

OK, we’ll trade Zell Miller AND Mary Beth Cahill for John McCain.

Can Tim Russert’s cheeks get any fatter?

Clinton had heart surgery. Which nurses do you think wanted that rotation?

Schumacher wins another F1 title. So, I predicted wrong at the start of the season. I like F1 but when I see a red car on the first row, I don’t even watch anymore. What they should do is swap the Schumacher brother’s qualifying positions. Put Ralf in whatever spot Michael qualifies in. Everyone can pass Ralf and that’d make Michael actually have to race someone. Can you imagine… actual passing in F1…

The Passion of the Christ, or should I say the Jesus Chainsaw Massacre, is now on DVD. Remember when Titanic came out and there were all those jokes about not needing to see it because you already know how it ends…?

A recent GlobalScan poll shows that nearly every single nation on Earth wants Kerry to win the election. The only countries that wanted Bush to win are the Philippines, Nigeria and Poland. Remember when Kerry said months ago that he had talked to several leaders in other countries and they said they hoped he’d win? Then the White House demanded that he name them but Kerry refused. I’ll name them: IT’S ALL OF THEM!

The Philippines, Nigeria and Poland. I now call them the Axis of Idiots.