They say ignorance is bliss. That explains those around around me are happy while I’m tormented. –Anonymous

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. — Al Capone

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. — Samuel Butler

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. — Mickey Rooney

Life isn’t about finding yourself. It’s about creating yourself. –Anonymous

What ever you are, be a good one. — Abraham Lincoln

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Noel Coward

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices. — Edward R. Murrow

Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor. — Laurence J. Peter

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. — Oscar Levant

I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves. — Bruce Grocott