Now that I invoked the hot-name-of-the-moment to get your attention, you should know something about her — she sucks. Like The Phantom Menace, she doesn’t live up to the hype, not by a long shot.

This is the post I should have written, but didn’t: http://www.slate.com/id/2120160/

It details the sorry state of open wheel racing and why Danica Patrick isn’t any good after all better than I could have — and I’m actually a fan of open wheel racing.

It also shows you why so many real fans of open wheel racing have migrated over to Formula 1.