Michael Jackson will apparently tell his story for $10 million. I’ll tell his story for seven bucks and a bag of pork rinds.

The latest celebrity to have a sex tape surface is rapper/television actor Eve.

The National Enquirer reports that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have gotten married, creating a scary new entity known from this moment forth only as Garnaffleck.

Is it me, or does everyone else think the newly designed Freedom Tower is going to have heroin addicts running like Olympic sprinters?

This morning while reading the latest Esquire, I came across an article covering a certain radio host’s problems with the Federal Communications Commission. In said article, there was mention of several conversations that prompted millions of dollars in fines, including a substantial penalty for a particular act that the magazine suggested readers learn more about on the actual FCC web site.

At first, I thought it impossible to find such language on a government web site. Let alone the web site of an agency intent on eliminating free speech. After searching two to three words that might be considered unsuitable for television or radio, however, I discovered that the FCC has one of the most pornographic and obscene sites on the entire Internet. I know this because I’ve read the entire Internet. Twice. And I, for one, am astounded and embarassed at the audacity it takes to allow this information to be easily accessed by anyone who bothers to search.