The Review-Journal reports that a Las Vegas-based white separatist group has filed paperwork with the secretary of state’s office to create a White Peoples Party. According to the chairman of the group, who’s obviously down with WPP, the group’s platform will “require our candidates to consider, in every policy decision we make, whether it is good for our people.”

Apparently, the multitude of Black, Latino, Middle Eastern, Jewish and Asian people currently leading the country aren’t calling the white folks in Las Vegas before making each of their historically ridiculous choices. But it won’t be long now before every politican in this country will pause prior to each decision to ask him or herself, “What would white people want?”