Do you think that something significant or ridiculous could happen on June 6th of this year (06/06/06)?

Operation Eden: A personal chronicle of what hurricane Katrina has done to my poor proud people.

Do yourself a favor and rush to this site now.

As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself—not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch.

Pres. George W. Bush, after visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006

This is absolutely hilarious.

I’m watching a documentary on Bible Codes on the History Channel. What else am I going to do on my day off but channel surf?

The gist is there are codes hidden in the bible. That you can use letter skipping to find messages. Like starting with the letter “A” and skipping every 5th letter to spell “Alex is a sexy stud” inside a normal bible verse.

While I think it’s pretty much bunk (the codes, we all know Alex is a sexy stud), they did make two predictions.

There will be a major earthquake in LA in 2010.
A comet strike will occur in 2012 and wipe us out.

So, as this new year clicks in, and the old one goes away, just remember — we are just one year closer to our own deaths.

Or maybe not.

Remember: You’re still a good peson, even though you spent last night and early this morning puking and swearing you’d never drink again if God would just get you through this. Or, was that just me?