From the world of time wasters that don’t make a bit of sense: The Silly Walks Generator, which is a site created for Monty Python’s Personal Best DVD. Choose a character and a background, then create a variety of strange walking positions and wait for the comic hilarity to begin. If it doesn’t, don’t worry. It’s really not all that amusing. Two to three minutes top worth of wasted time.

If you haven’t yet seen this “real-live” Simpsons video, or the the full theatrical trailer for X-3: The Last Stand, where the heck have you been?

And finally, take a moment to view Forbes’ list of all the folks who are richer than you and me combined. At least until my plan to finally get everyone those damn hovercrafts comes together.