James Dobson is accusing Sen. Barak Obama of “distorting” the bible and saying that he also makes “fruitcake” interpretations of the constitution.

Let’s review a few things that James Dobson has said in the past:

Exhibit A: Rep. Mark Foley, R-FL, caught making sexual passes at pages. Dobson said, “As it turns out, Mr. Foley has had illicit sex with no one that we know of, and the whole thing turned out to be what some people are now saying was a — sort of a joke by the boy and some of the other pages … By midafternoon yesterday, a rumor emerged that in fact Mark Foley had been pranked by the House pages. It is the first plausible thing I’ve heard in seven days…”

According to Dr. Dobson, when a Republican is caught being a closeted homosexual pedophile, it’s just a joke. I mean, really, what’s a little gay sex between a man and an under aged kid if we all can’t laugh about it?

Exhibit B: Spongebob Squarepants is shown holding hands with Big Bird in a video about tolerance. James Dobson called it, “shocking homosexual brainwashing.” But if Big Bird were a Republican, it would just be a joke.

Exhibit C: Colorado Right to Life tells James Dobson to stuff it. Personally, I think they are both wrong, but it’s just fun when one far right-wingnut calls another out for not being Jesus-enough.

Exhibit D: Dobson encourages father’s to shower with their sons. “He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger.” Maybe that’s all Mark Foley was trying to do.

Exhibit E: Dobson believes that gay marriage is worse that Al-Queda. “There is no issue today that is more significant to our culture than the defense of the family. Not even the war on terror eclipses it.”

Exhibit F is for fuck off. I could go on all day but I have a life.