Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
Anger is the real destroyer of our good human qualities; an enemy with a weapon cannot destroy these qualities, but anger can. Anger is our real enemy.
- the Dalai Lama
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
– Arnold Schwarzenegger on the Sean Hannity Radio Show, Aug 27, 2003.
I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell’s Angel with an attitude.
Andy Rooney
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon’. Need I say more?
– Chris Rock
“The longest journey is the journey inward.”
— Dag Hammarskjold
” … and if we’re honest with ourselves, it might be the most frightening.”
— Cosbysweater
I’m not convinced that oil is the problem. I’m pretty sure we could fly over the Middle East and drop bags of money and they’d still want to kill us for blocking the view.
-Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-Aristotle
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.
-Marcus Tullius Cicero, 106 - 43 BCE
I am anxious to know all that is good in Christianity and the significance of your dogmas, so that I may grow in a comprehension of truth, but I have not as yet been able to see that mankind can be benefited by believing Jesus Christ performed miracles. I do not deny the miracles nor do I believe them; I only claim they are irrelevant.
The beauty and truth of many of Christ’s sayings fascinate me, but truth does not become clearer by being pronounced by a man who works miracles.
– Soyen Shaku (Japanese Zen master) in a letter written to Dr. John H. Barrows in 1896.